{"id":49,"date":"2006-09-03T15:09:27","date_gmt":"2006-09-03T13:09:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skautky.zholesova.cz\/?p=49"},"modified":"2007-02-25T14:07:53","modified_gmt":"2007-02-25T12:07:53","slug":"taborove-perlicky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skautky.zholesova.cz\/web\/2006\/09\/03\/taborove-perlicky\/","title":{"rendered":"T\u00e1borov\u00e9 perli\u010dky"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>\n<p><q cite=\"Tam\u010da\"><strong>Jujda!<\/strong><\/q> <em>\u0159ekla Tam\u010da<\/em><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p><q cite=\"Ani\u010dka\"><strong>Pubert\u00e1ln\u00ed pako<\/strong><\/q> <em>\u0159ekla Ani\u010dka<\/em><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Kecka dr\u017e\u00edc\u00ed v ruce dopis: <q cite=\"Kecka\"><strong>Co s t\u00edm m\u00e1m d\u011blat??!<\/q><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Stopa\u0159ova reakce, na to, \u017ee m\u00e1 ura\u017een\u00fd kus zubu: <q cite=\"Stopa\u0159\">A vzali jste mi ten ura\u017een\u00fd kus?<\/q><br \/>N\u011bkdo jin\u00fd: <q>Ale ten zub ti tam u\u017e znovu nep\u0159ilep\u00ed.<\/q><br \/>Stopa\u0159: <q cite=\"Stopa\u0159\">To nevad\u00ed j\u00e1 ho cht\u011bl na pam\u00e1tku.<\/q><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Tam\u010din vtip: Angli\u010dan vol\u00e1 na recepci hotelu: <q>Two rum, two room, two two two = [t\u016f rum, t\u016f rum, tututu].<\/q><br \/>A recep\u010dn\u00ed mu odpov\u00ed: <q>Tramtarar\u00e1, ty kozle!<\/q><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p><q cite=\"Ani\u010dka\">Jednou tak v noci jsem se z \u0148\u00e1k\u00fd pa\u0159by vracel,<br \/>promile bylo vysok\u00fd, ale ne tak \u017ee bych zvracel.<br \/>Tramvaj u\u017e nejela a metro nem\u00e1 cenu,<br \/>tak jsem se rozhodl, \u017ee p\u016fjdu v tom no\u010dn\u00edm \u0161eru.<br \/>St\u00e1lo tam p\u011bt chl\u00e1pk\u016f v tepl\u00e1kov\u00fd souprav\u011b,<br \/>rusk\u00e1 mafie se rozhodla, \u017ee toho chl\u00e1pka zabije.<br \/><strong>N\u00e9n\u00e9 pros\u00edm, nechte m\u011b \u017e\u00edt,<br \/>j\u00e1 cht\u011bl ty prachy vr\u00e1tit a ne d\u00edru v hlav\u011b m\u00edt.<\/strong><br \/>Poru\u0161il jsi pravidla a to p\u0159ece nejde,<br \/>te\u010f mus\u00ed\u0161 n\u00e9st n\u00e1sledky ty p*** \u010derve!<\/q> <em>\u0159ekla Ani\u010dka<\/em><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jujda! \u0159ekla Tam\u010da Pubert\u00e1ln\u00ed pako \u0159ekla Ani\u010dka Kecka dr\u017e\u00edc\u00ed v ruce dopis: Co s t\u00edm m\u00e1m d\u011blat??! Stopa\u0159ova reakce, na to, \u017ee m\u00e1 ura\u017een\u00fd kus zubu: A vzali jste mi ten ura\u017een\u00fd kus?N\u011bkdo jin\u00fd: Ale ten zub ti tam u\u017e znovu nep\u0159ilep\u00ed.Stopa\u0159: To nevad\u00ed j\u00e1 ho cht\u011bl na pam\u00e1tku. Tam\u010din vtip: Angli\u010dan vol\u00e1 na recepci [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skautky.zholesova.cz\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skautky.zholesova.cz\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skautky.zholesova.cz\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skautky.zholesova.cz\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skautky.zholesova.cz\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/skautky.zholesova.cz\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skautky.zholesova.cz\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skautky.zholesova.cz\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skautky.zholesova.cz\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}